What did we do on May Day? Quite a lot as it happens, in the evening we went to an Art Exhibition Private View, held in a Social Club.

The art was fabulous but the excess of laminated signs and instructions was almost an exhibition in itself.

Reproducing more than one would be snobby and judgemental. Which I can be. But this sign is a grand example of why a fool, a computer, a printer and a laminator should never be let loose on walls in public spaces.

What is even better is that if you read this sign using a mock West Country accent you could easily be mistaken for a local.

I always love going to these exhibitions more than once. But I know that on a second visit the laminated signs would be my primary focus. Shame on me.