#1458 theoldmortuary ponders.

What’s something you’d love to see in the future, but know you probably won’t live to witness?

There are many reasons I write a daily blog. Witnessing is one of them. I have always been fascinated by the day to day lives of  ‘normal’, run-of-the-mill, people , like myself. Not the famous, infamous,grand, important, iconic,good, bad and ugly( beautiful) people who habitually occupy the world’s media.

I just love the observation of people going about their daily lives.

As a British person with a peculiar interest in normality I would love to see how Britain between January 2020, when we left the European Union and May 2023 when the World COVID Pandemic was declared over, is viewed with the retrospective wisdom of 100 years.

British people are a blended island nation, who talk a lot about the weather. Sometimes about Wars. And unlike any other nation, have a couplet of 21st Century woes.

Businesses failed because of the joint enterprise of Brexit and Covid.

Relationships failed.

Communities broke up.

People took the fork in the road that they would never have considered were it not for Brexit/Covid.

It is not in the least unusual to hear 

” Well, of course, there was Brexit and then Covid”

We are a nation whacked by a double whammy.

As an individual, Brexit/Covid galvanised me into  daily blogging/ diarising. Something I had wanted to do all my life but life got in the way.

I used to dream of keeping a five year diary. I never achieved it, despite being nerdy, and at times, an insular child.

Jetpack, the app that supports my WordPress blog page has a new-to-me feature.

Suddenly I have my 6 year diary pages to look back on.

I promise not to share these here too often but I find them fascinating, of course I do.

The great ponder of the day is, will they survive 100 years, and what will my great-grandchildren make of them?

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Marking time. A 100 year old tennis club gets an address. The 21st Century has arrived.

1966 was a big year in Great Britain. The men’s football team won the football World Cup and Postcodes were introduced.

Between 1966 and 1974 every address in Britain gained a postcode.

For reasons, lost in the mist of time, our Tennis Club missed out. I imagine other places must have done too.

For 60 years the club has managed. Firmly occupying a corner of land where the road bends and meets the sea. But the world has moved on and increasingly the digital age just cannot see something that does not have an alphanumeric code.

In fact the very act of applying for an official address and postcode without a postcode proved to be a challenge. A challenge that was ultimately successful. Although to achieve filling in a digital form correctly but inaccurately the club was declared a  ‘new’ build.

Increasing companies and organisations have systems that simply cannot interact with our club because we had no postcode.

So yesterday really was a red letter day. Although as yet no actual letter of any colour has been delivered. That would require a postbox!

Small steps.

Yesterday turned out to be the last day stuff had to be delivered to a members address and then walked or driven to the club for redelivery. Nothing inconsequential, like an Amazon parcel that could be tucked into a coat pocket or bag.

Four park benches for the watching of tennis or just taking in the view.

#1456 theoldmortuary ponders.

Do you believe in minimalism?

I am not sure that I believe in minimalism but I do admire it. I suppose I am a theoretical minimalist living a maximalist life. Just as I am an introverted extrovert. Too much in either direction and I begin to feel uncomfortable. I like the peaceful, spiritual feel of cool, calm minimalist spaces where simplicity and shadows move together as the available light changes. I might sip a Martini or any other bitter cocktail in such a place.

But for the vast majority of my life I am not that person. I am a tea drinker   or coffee drinker and I habitually settle in more maximalist spaces. But whilst drinking my tea or coffee in a maximalist space I could absolutely enjoy leafing through coffee table books extolling a minimalist lifestyle. In a way that I could never sip my bitter cocktail in a minimalist space and browse books on maximalism. Even the thought of it sends a shiver down my spine.

As a point of interest I researched into my photo archive with the search ‘ minimalist image’

Nothing truly minimalist came up. But I have probably self diagnosed myself as maximalist minimalist just be fishing out these few images.

Bilbao
London
Plymouth
Tate Modern
Hong Kong

The two colour photos at the beginning and the end of this blog  also represent my mini/maxi conundrum.

Busy maximalist images of a local tidal pool with a lot of the actual detail stripped out.

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Tidewatching

I heard the term tidewatcher last week. I am a tidewatcher, for bobbing but on most occasions for no particular reason. Our dog, Hugo, was a canine tidewatcher. He had a very specific need. His one dog quest was to rescue seaweed from the sea and his patience was infinite. Lola has no such interest but she humours me.

Humouring me is her entire life experience today. There is a fair bit of admin to be done.

A day at the office.

None of it is interesting to a dog who values lifestyle over activity or admin. Things could be worse for her, I could be working in the actual office rather than her comfortable home. Dogs are not allowed at the tennis club.

Club admin is often about the things that shouldn’t happen and of course mitigation for all the things that should happen. Like Lola I am not hugely excited by admin but nobody’s  world goes round without admin. Which is why a walk to the tidal pool for a bit of tidewatching is time very well spent.

And when nearly all the admin is done there is always more tidewatching. Lola remains disinterested.

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Go on a walk today and share a photo of something that catches your eye.

This is a prompt for a suggested blog today, from my blog hosts. Every blog I have ever written features a photo or photo’s of something that has caught my eye, accompanied by random thoughts and some minutiae of daily life.

What will catch my eye today. 1st of June 2026?

Let’s just see shall we?

Marilyn Monroe 100 years old today. Except she only got to live for 36 of her beautiful years.

How lucky am I to have lived 68 of my 100 years. Less beautiful, less troubled. Less dead!

Of all the Marilyn stuff I read today one was particularly troubling.

A businessman, Richard Poncher,bought the tomb above hers and demanded that his coffin was placed in his tomb upside down so that his body could gaze face to face with hers for eternity.  That is just weird, entitled and wrong.

The man’s wife had no qualms at a later date about trying to sell off the tomb and presumably her husband’s corpse  in order to make some extra cash.  There were no bidders. There are some strange people about. Mr and Mrs Poncher clearly deserved each other.

Today is a Monday, nearly always a Nana and Nona day care. It is a day of  Ferry spotting.

Cremyl Ferry at the Royal William Yard.

Hide and Seek.

And Dog walks.

So what caught my eye.

That a ferry travelling backwards actually produces a better photograph than when it goes forward.

Who could ever have guessed?

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And after the holiday comes the washing pile.

Which I inadvertently added to by having a chocolate croissant dipped in my coffee while writing yesterday’s blog in bed. Coffee and croissant all over me and the bed. If the blog was a paper diary yesterdays page would be the colour of old parchment and the ink would be indistinct. In yesterdays blog I said I shared a birthday with the first use of a lighthouse on the Eddystone Rocks. 14th November 1698. If that were really true I would be writing on old parchment.

Anyway back to the holiday plus washing. Thankfully Stonehouse did not get the memo that the heatwave was over. The yard was still capable of drying washing yesterday long after the sun had set.

There has been only one major yardening crisis whilst we were away. Our lavender tree has curled up his fragrant toes and died, draping himself dramatically over a stoic Olive tree. Jobs for next week I think.

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Rame Head through a Port Hole.

Spanish Ladies

Traditional

Farewell and adieu, to you Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu, to you ladies of Spain;
For we’ve received orders for to sail for ol’ England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.

(Chorus)
We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true British sailors,
We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.

We hove our ship to with the wind from sou’west, boys
We hove our ship to, deep soundings to take;
‘Twas forty-five fathoms, with a white sandy bottom,
So we squared our main yard and up channel did make. (Chorus)

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true British sailors,
We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues. (Chorus)

The first land we sighted was call-ed the Dodman,
Next Rame Head off Plymouth, off Portsmouth the Wight;
We sailed by Beachy, by Fairlight and Dover,
And then we bore up for the South Foreland light. (Chorus)

Then the signal was made for the grand fleet to anchor,
And all in the Downs that night for to lie;
Let go your shank painter, cut loose your cat stopper!
Haul up your clew garnets, let tack and sheets fly! (Chorus)

Now, let ev−ry man drink off his full bumper,
And let ev−ry man drink off his full glass;
We−ll drink and be jolly and drown melancholy,
And here−s to the health of each true-hearted lass.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true British sailors,
We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.

I can’t pretend we met any Spanish Ladies on our two week sojourn in France. Lots of unknown French Ladies and one known Canadian lady and one known English lady. Both friends , both a joy to meet during a relentless heatwave in France.

The points of this sea shanty are the recognisable landmarks as England comes into view after crossing the English Channel. First we recognised the Eddystone Light House, not Dodman point.

I am not sure anyone could recalibrate the lyrics to sing  Eddy-Stone-light-house with the necessary swing required by a shanty.

Let me just say I have sat on both Dodmans Point and Rame Head, so I have some shanty credentials intact or specifically my bottom does.

Miscellaneously I share my birthday with the Eddystone Lighthouse. The joy of blog research keeps on giving.

The joy of arriving in a port five minutes from home cannot be exaggerated.

End of today’s blog plus a little extra.

Here is an audio description of a funny incident on our travels . Not perhaps for the squeamish but funny in its way, but not robust enough for a full blown blog of its own. Puns fully intended.

I was sitting in a town square as a local event was being set up. As with these things the world over, there was a flurry and busyness of plans coming together. The compere or master of ceremonies was testing his public broadcast equipment with a selection of noises and words. He failed to turn off his microphone. Moments later, there were muffled voices and then silence followed by some rhythmic guttural noises , followed by a surprise noise reflecting joy or pleasure. Followed by a deep sigh. Those of us sat in the square, looked around, curiously wondering if we were hearing what we thought we might be?  Eyebrows were raised over our sunglasses, maybe a wry smile before concentrating on our phones or our dogs or absolutely anything but the live broadcast.

Now after two weeks in France I am an old hand at sharing toilet spaces with gentlemen. Weeing for men in France seems to be a largely silent event or maybe a moment for idle pleasantries. It could have been an innocent and much needed micturition. Or maybe not.

Happy Ending

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We have mostly been off Wi-Fi for two weeks there will be loads of catch up ponderings or as the French would say réfléchir.

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This day in history. I have been blogging for 9 years. Here are some posts from 28 th May for the last 9 years. Only 7 because blogging wasn’t always a daily habit.

The prettiest site for a music festival

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Listed for me just as much as anyone else. This blog is illustrated by the communal yurt at the campsite. I suppose communality is the link word. I write these blogs for my personal pleasure, as a record for my family and to record a normal life in the 21st century. I have chosen to throw them out into the world and a small community has gathered around them.

28th May, not much happened and yet so much happened.

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Lola considering Conleau.

A day at the beach. Not Lola’s chosen way of beach life but with 35 degrees temp out of the shade, what is a furry woman to do but seek out shade and a breeze. Meanwhile her humans enjoyed the spectacular sea pool that Conleau is famous for.

The Conleau Peninsula – Gulf of Morbihan Vannes Tourism https://share.google/aaK1nSZZM4Yc5sTwU

Our last two days in France have been planned with Lola’s needs at the fore. She needs a health check and worm tablet before she can return home. Lola was always Pro- Europe and takes a dim view of the restrictions that those humans who voted for Brexit have imposed upon her travel arrangements. 18 pages of documents and many stamps have replaced a simple pet passport.

Ears and whiskers checked yesterday and she has the final stamp of approval to travel home.

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Farewell to Vannes Life

And back to van life. We are heading  back to Finisterre for Lola to have a health check and worm tablet to allow her back into the U.K.We had hoped that the temperatures would have dropped the further North we travelled but that has been rather over optimistic.So hard to imagine that two weeks ago we were in cashmere jumpers and chenille socks.

Now I have just washed our   summeryist clothes  to wear again tomorrow and we will be sat in our swimmers all evening while things dry, which they certainly will.

Van life it is then  for the next two days. No Wi-fi so simple blogs with one picture.