Risk assesment in the formal sense is not a normal part of a Sunday Morning at home. But no-one would serve this bagel without a generous portion of kitchen roll.

But as it happens, nothing happened.

The egg eruption remained contained even after several bites. The kitchen roll was never needed not even for tiny specks of yolk or seeds. The whole bagel was consumed without mishap. This, of course, would only happen on a day when a mishap wouldn’t really have mattered, I had nowhere to be in particular and my early morning dog walking outfit is never anything fancy.

Tomorrow I’m going to try it in real clothes.