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Rame Head through a Port Hole.

Spanish Ladies

Traditional

Farewell and adieu, to you Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu, to you ladies of Spain;
For we’ve received orders for to sail for ol’ England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.

(Chorus)
We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true British sailors,
We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.

We hove our ship to with the wind from sou’west, boys
We hove our ship to, deep soundings to take;
‘Twas forty-five fathoms, with a white sandy bottom,
So we squared our main yard and up channel did make. (Chorus)

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true British sailors,
We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues. (Chorus)

The first land we sighted was call-ed the Dodman,
Next Rame Head off Plymouth, off Portsmouth the Wight;
We sailed by Beachy, by Fairlight and Dover,
And then we bore up for the South Foreland light. (Chorus)

Then the signal was made for the grand fleet to anchor,
And all in the Downs that night for to lie;
Let go your shank painter, cut loose your cat stopper!
Haul up your clew garnets, let tack and sheets fly! (Chorus)

Now, let ev−ry man drink off his full bumper,
And let ev−ry man drink off his full glass;
We−ll drink and be jolly and drown melancholy,
And here−s to the health of each true-hearted lass.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true British sailors,
We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.

I can’t pretend we met any Spanish Ladies on our two week sojourn in France. Lots of unknown French Ladies and one known Canadian lady and one known English lady. Both friends , both a joy to meet during a relentless heatwave in France.

The points of this sea shanty are the recognisable landmarks as England comes into view after crossing the English Channel. First we recognised the Eddystone Light House, not Dodman point.

I am not sure anyone could recalibrate the lyrics to sing  Eddy-Stone-light-house with the necessary swing required by a shanty.

Let me just say I have sat on both Dodmans Point and Rame Head, so I have some shanty credentials intact or specifically my bottom does.

Miscellaneously I share my birthday with the Eddystone Lighthouse. The joy of blog research keeps on giving.

The joy of arriving in a port five minutes from home cannot be exaggerated.

End of today’s blog plus a little extra.

Here is an audio description of a funny incident on our travels . Not perhaps for the squeamish but funny in its way, but not robust enough for a full blown blog of its own. Puns fully intended.

I was sitting in a town square as a local event was being set up. As with these things the world over, there was a flurry and busyness of plans coming together. The compere or master of ceremonies was testing his public broadcast equipment with a selection of noises and words. He failed to turn off his microphone. Moments later, there were muffled voices and then silence followed by some rhythmic guttural noises , followed by a surprise noise reflecting joy or pleasure. Followed by a deep sigh. Those of us sat in the square, looked around, curiously wondering if we were hearing what we thought we might be?  Eyebrows were raised over our sunglasses, maybe a wry smile before concentrating on our phones or our dogs or absolutely anything but the live broadcast.

Now after two weeks in France I am an old hand at sharing toilet spaces with gentlemen. Weeing for men in France seems to be a largely silent event or maybe a moment for idle pleasantries. It could have been an innocent and much needed micturition. Or maybe not.

Happy Ending

Technical info

We have mostly been off Wi-Fi for two weeks there will be loads of catch up ponderings or as the French would say réfléchir.

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Lola considering Conleau.

A day at the beach. Not Lola’s chosen way of beach life but with 35 degrees temp out of the shade, what is a furry woman to do but seek out shade and a breeze. Meanwhile her humans enjoyed the spectacular sea pool that Conleau is famous for.

The Conleau Peninsula – Gulf of Morbihan Vannes Tourism https://share.google/aaK1nSZZM4Yc5sTwU

Our last two days in France have been planned with Lola’s needs at the fore. She needs a health check and worm tablet before she can return home. Lola was always Pro- Europe and takes a dim view of the restrictions that those humans who voted for Brexit have imposed upon her travel arrangements. 18 pages of documents and many stamps have replaced a simple pet passport.

Ears and whiskers checked yesterday and she has the final stamp of approval to travel home.

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Farewell to Vannes Life

And back to van life. We are heading  back to Finisterre for Lola to have a health check and worm tablet to allow her back into the U.K.We had hoped that the temperatures would have dropped the further North we travelled but that has been rather over optimistic.So hard to imagine that two weeks ago we were in cashmere jumpers and chenille socks.

Now I have just washed our   summeryist clothes  to wear again tomorrow and we will be sat in our swimmers all evening while things dry, which they certainly will.

Van life it is then  for the next two days. No Wi-fi so simple blogs with one picture.

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What to do in a heatwave?

Find a beach?

Actually we found a beach with an old Oak tree. The Oak tree became the saviour of the day.

The perfect filter of heat and sunshine. We had never imagined we could be out in 35 degrees and enjoy a couple of hours of swimming and chilling. Chilling might be an exaggeration but neither us nor Lola overheated. The tree magnified whatever small amount of wind nature was providing and the  dappled shade was fabulous.

The only time we were over warm was when we were swimming . Lola chose not to on this occasion. She preferred the wind in her ears.

The heatwave has changed our immediate plans. Another blog incoming.

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Old hotel, soon to be apartments, Quiberon

I love a dilapidated building and one with such a charming ghost sign is always going to be a winner.

A Sunday with just one plan. To be out and about before most tourists and at the supermarket before a noon closing time. Both achieved but with unplanned complexities,not of our own making. There was a fundraising  race throughout the centre of the town between 11 and 5 closing many streets and footpaths.

Meanwhile there was also a Classic Car event  on roads that circled the town.

A complexity of our own making was the purchase of a heavy set of boules for  family games in the summer.

Gaudy and heavy boules.

In 30 degrees this was quite a shopping undertaking. But we managed to escape the route of the charity event to leave me, Lola and the boule by the roadside to be picked up on our way out of town. But Serendipity was having a laugh at our expense. Moments after I was picked up,we pulled out into a stream of classic vehicles. And so without ever registering as a Classic Vehicle we paraded through the streets of a town high on road racing and Classic cars. There were many places where both events could be viewed almost simultaneously.

It would have been churlish not to wave and unlike many vehicles, in this extraordinary heat,we did not break down.

So on a Sunday, not without a little drama, but also some very cute ghost signs.

Just below the old hotel is a fish sculpture.

Tranquility in a very busy town.

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Quite the unplanned day today. Up early to use a beachside outdoor laundrette. Staggeringly high tech. We loaded our washing and were instructed that a text message would tell us when our washing was done. With a little over an hour to wait we walked to an empty beach, found a bench and read our books.

Not a bad way to get the laundry done and make a plan for the day, hundreds of tourists descended on Quiberon while the washing was doing its thing, we decided to find some calm. We chose the Mediaeval town of Auray for our first destination. High tech to Mediaeval in just over an hour. Auray was virtually empty. Unplanned Auray for tomorrow. Not one but two Saints, one freshly minted in 2025.

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What’s a simple pleasure in life that brings you joy?

We are on a two week camper van adventure. All the pleasures are simple. All are bringing joy. Except, perhaps, the weather. The sun hats are getting no use.

But the wet weather gear and our winter thermals are having a seasonal extension to duties. There is no such thing as bad weather for a holiday just the wrong clothes and we have the right clothes.

Books, Scrabble and my travelling art stuff are having more moments than anticipated. But things could change any minute.

Bright shafts of sunlight are fighting their way through the left over storm clouds of last night. So anything could happen today. Simple Pleasures in Sunshine perhaps.

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Autumn colours have started to put in an appearance. Late this year. Because of strange weather, leaves have just turned brown and dropped or been blown off.

My first gloriously red leaf arrived on the 3rd of October a whole week later than last year.

Other more personal signs of Autumn arrived only two days ago. My skin and hair suddenly announced that my summer regime of moisturising  and curl protection were not enough for autumns shorter, colder days. Thicker and richer potions are required from now on.

We also set out on a definite post summer trip yesterday. Totnes is a favourite town to visit but it is a hugely popular tourist destination. In Summer the narrow, old streets are full to the brim with people exploring the fascinating shops, cafes and intriguing ambiance of a town that has a unique personality. Not so much of a problem for us, but the dogs resent the busyness when all they want to do is sniff and amble very slowly. Autumn has a quieter vibe that the dogs are happier with.

For a while in the late 80’s and 90’s I worked in Totnes. Having recently moved from Brighton it felt more like home than my actual new home. Visiting always makes my heart and soul feel nourished in lots of ways.

Yesterday in the spirit of drinking coffee in one of the worlds funkiest towns we sat on the funkiest window seats. Swings looking out on the world.

Not far away, another shop was ‘smudging’  the area.  Autumn felt very real and welcome in such an atmosphere.

It is hard not to feel that unusual forces are in control in Totnes. The place has a good proportion of independent businesses, some stay loyal to the locations that I have known for years, while others flit about, changing location and appearance like mythical shape shifters of the buildings world.

I feel our trip to Totnes has properly kick-started autumn/ fall. No more longing for a summer day, just full acceptance of mellower moments.

And finally…

Street Art, Totnes style.

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Sun day update, the sun came out and we wandered in the St Gothian Nature Reserve.

The sea was beautiful, but didn’t call us fearful of a sandy bed on our return. Beaches with fine sand are for the last day of a mini-break when we don’t have to sleep on a bed that furry paws  have embellished with sand.

Tramping about on sand dunes does not seem to have the same effect.

On our return we found a very cosy church, filled with colour.

And a grave that celebrated the life of the archaeologist who researched the extensive history of humans in this magical part of  Cornwall.

Unusually his wife, a prolific writer is commemorated on the edges of his grave.

My Sunday, sun day update.

P s Her books look worth a read.