#1130 theoldmortuary ponders

Royal William Yard.

21 Days to Boxing Day.

I am so glad my evening dog walk has had a festive tweak because my pondering is a little dull. Earlier this week I went into one of our roof spaces to retrieve some stored Christmas stuff. I also took the opportunity to bring down stored stuff that needed sorting as it had not been looked at or needed for 3 years.

I recently discovered that our house is 35 years older than our fireplace suggests.

The first time it was sold was in 1854 or 57, the handwriting on the deeds is hard to read.

On my occasional visits to the roofspace I am always impressed by how well it was built. But clearing the boxes stowed in the roof since we moved in, revealed something that is really interesting. One of the main supporting timbers of the roof is an old, wooden ships mast. How fabulous is that?

I popped back into the roof yesterday and just had a few moments pondering the journeys that that piece of wood might have made before ending up in a shipyard in Stonehouse and then being used to support the roof of a house.

There is a good bit more pondering to be done on my recent discovery. This was a new home to the Borland family. Two generations of War Office Civil Engineers lived here until just after the Second World War. Their role in the 1860s would doubtless have been the construction of the Palmerston Forts, built to protect Britain from an invasion by France. The invasion never took place.

The Palmerston Forts, constructed to encircle Plymouth and to protect the Royal Dockyard against a landing by the French, were built during the 1860s and 1870s following a Royal Commission set up by the then Prime Minister Lord Palmerston (hence the name).

The Commission was prompted by public concern about the growing military and naval power of the French Empire, coupled with the alarm which had been engendered in Britain when Napoleon III (the nephew of the infamous Napoleon Bonaparte) became Emperor of France in 1852. A perception arose that Napoleon III might contemplate an invasion of Britain in order to avenge the defeat and exile of his uncle in 1815.

As a result, the Commission, of 1860, sanctioned the provision of enormous resources for the defence of the principal naval dockyards on the south coast, these being Portsmouth and Plymouth. Many of the Palmerston Forts survive well as Scheduled Monuments (designated as such by Historic England) and are therefore recognised as nationally important and worthy of preservation.

Funny/strange to think of the very significant conversations that would have been held in this house.

Even stranger is that one of the tatty old bits of rust we treasure in our backyard is a big bolt thing that may have come from Palmerston Fort fencing.

Royal William Yard.

And with that cliff hanger I move on to F for 26 Days to Boxing Day.

Fairy/Festive lights.

The two pictures of the Royal William Yard are how the normal evening dog walk looks.

With Fairy or Festive lights everything twinkles.

Here are the same two pictures last night.

#1129 theoldmortuary ponders.

22 Days to Boxing Day.

Last night .
This morning.

I am so glad I made the most of two days of good weather and more importantly I basked a little in sunshine.

Pirate Santa eloquently shows the difference. West Country Greige is back this morning. He also sets the monotone ( with a pop of red) of my day.

A day of catching up with domestica, also with a pop of red.

Domestica is dull and even duller on a greige day. So enough of that.

So E for 26 Days to Boxing Day.

E is for Education, and you may thank me for this, or not. No monotone.

Hot water bottles have a lifespan. Who knew?  Hot water bottles should be no older than two years. I had no idea. I am sure I have only had about 5 hot water bottles in my life. I am way older than 10! Hot water bottles live an unloved life with me. Only really thought about now when my back aches or my feet are cold. My last hot water bottle did fail, it started to leak. The ‘new’ one is already too old to use officially. I really dont know how I feel about this I imagined we would be together for some time.

Yesterday I learned the Daisy Date Wheel. The way all hot water bottles are marked so we can tell when they are passed their 2 year lifespan.

4 dots in 5 segments around 22.

My hottie was made on the 4th May 2022. Out of date by 7 months!

When I read this yesterday I pondered that I had never seen a daisy on my hottie .  It was a real shock to find the daisy and even worse that she had exceeded her lifespan! The risk of a scold from boiling water should she become faulty seems a risk not worth taking. But I have clearly been taking this risk most of my life.

#1128 theoldmortuary ponders.

23 Days to Boxing Day.

Pondering efficiency. Hmmm, Tuesday turned out to be rather efficient. Some Wednesday things were achieved a day early. Dawn today saw me with the realisation that I had some free time. The Bobbers had a morning swim planned which I realised I should no longer avoid.

©Debs Bobber

I’ve been 5 weeks without a cold-water swim. 5 weeks also without putting the world to rights with my bobbing friends. 5 weeks without bobbing cake.

©Debs Bobber

My early morning consideration was to wear a wetsuit or not. A wetsuit is a tedious adjunct to a bob so the decision  was made to go into the sea in skin. A great decision as it turns out. Chilly for certain but a real mental and physical boost. Bobbing friends are one of the great positives of the COVID years.

©Debs Bobber

My efficiencies of yesterday were largely centred on the tennis club that I help to run. I was there very early and took the photo below.

The tennis club has two grass courts, a fabulous garden and a spectacular location. I found a lovely piece of prose about gardens last night. Written by Derek Jarman in 1990, a favourite Punk Polymath of mine. The two needed to be put together.

So D for 26 Days to Boxing Day has emerged. D for Dawn.

#1127 theoldmortuary ponders.

24 days to Boxing Day. 3 days into Meteorological Winter. The sun is shining. Some dates are more memorable than others.

The birth date of my children is always memorable. Today is one of those days. In 1988 my son was two, we had recently moved to Cornwall from Brighton. We had lived in Cornwall for almost a month, I knew nobody and I had spent most of that month waiting for the rain to stop. The rain stopped and on the 3rd of December we spent his birthday at Cotehele House, kicking leaves and eating tasty soup to keep warm. More for me than him we were at Cotehele to see the Festive Garland. But for a small boy,  armour, swords, and candles were the best bit.

Cotehele is a small Manor House, little altered in 500 years. Lit only by candles or daylight.

I no longer spend time with my son on his birthday but by coincidence I took his two year old niece to Cotehele on the same day 36 years later. She is not a great leaf kicker but she is a pebble hunter . The armour didn’t thrill her but a box of unused flowers were very engaging.

So I have become a serial parent/ grandparent who plans a day trip in December not so much for childrens entertainment but my own. Knowing that their fascination with small details will keep them happy and interested.  500 years ago when Cotehele was a thriving home and country estate,children  would  have loved the small details of leaves and pebbles and the sensation of open fires and sunlight. 2 year olds have not changed so much. Neither have adults. Every sense gets a tweak on a visit like this.

In the gardens I found the perfect C for Day 3 of 26 Days to Boxing Day.   Cornish Language Christmas words.

There were also some fabulous winter colours in the garden. C pretty well covered I think.

#1126 theoldmortuary ponders

To sit, perchance to dream.

25 days to Boxing Day.

Life has been a little bit on hold while Hugo had his jaw wired. The wires were removed last Thursday . He needs less close supervision. Not that he believes he needs us less. Two new toilet seats were fitted yesterday. Despite having no D.I.Y skills or opposable thumbs he was fully involved in the process in a very confined space. Yesterday was supposed to be a beach day, where he and Lola could run and chase one another. Let off steam in exactly the same location as this picture from last year. It was the weather that turned this blog from this⬇️.

Harlyn Beach

To a blog where my highlight of the day is two new toilet seats. But a blog that celebrates the mundane and ordinary is definitely the richer for a bit of bad weather D.I.Y. The new toilet seats have an extra little seat built in for small bottoms.

While otherwise engaged we can dream of other beach days.

Day 2 of 26 Days to Boxing Day.

B is for Bright Branches.

#1124 theoldmortuary ponders.

Here we are at the scrag end of November. A month of  30 short days and long nights. November starts with All Saints Day on the first. I have a huge curiosity about Saints, the lesser ones in particular. Some of them don’t really check out as particularly saintly and the crazy names and biographies are entertaining.

Horned Bovine on Dartmoor
No mention of Lovers

My own particular Saint,Cornelly or Cornelius was a Roman Christian Martyr whose death was either caused by hardship or beheading. There are two ways of looking at this. Being beheaded is a hardship and extreme hardship might make a person lose their head.

What is certain in the uncertain world of saints is that head and body were parted in some way and his head found its way to Kornelmunster in Germany.

The lives of Saints are, at best, s somewhat far fetched. Cornelius is considered to be the Patron Saint of Horned Cattle but no reason is given. But  there is rock solid evidence ( she says with tongue firmly in cheek) that he is the Patron Saint of Lovers. St Valentine might disagree.

Two star-crossed lovers, who suffered parental disapproval were in the chapel of Cornelius in Neuss, Germany. The carved stone sculpture of St. Cornelius bent at the waist towards them signifying his approval.

I love a saintly rabbit hole.

November transitions from All Saints Day(1st) to Saint Andrews Day(30th) He is rather too mainstream to interest me. I treasure obscurity.

Mackeral from a Fishmonger

November from All Saints, represented by St Cornelly to St Andrew. Short Days/Long Nights. Onward to December.

#1121 theoldmortuary ponders.

Overnight I pondered how to finish the ongoing painting. My observation of yesterday’s blog, that bright sunshine on water made me select similar colours for my photographs to those that I was painting with. Using the ripples above I wanted to turn my fantasy moon flowers into a flood plain with some digital tweaking. I use a load of photo editing apps and never really know what will work and jump from one to another to get the effect I think I need.  The thought of turning my painting into a floodplain came from the news during the week that Storm Bert did not treat many areas as gently as he did us.

Moonflowers and Daffodils

Two things have come from my digital tweaking, combining photos from yesterday walk. The floodplain I was hoping for and an interesting image of a boat .

Floodplain and Daffodils
Boat with steps.

In other, less colourful news, I have made mushroom soup today. It tastes fab but is the colour of sludge. How do commercial soup makers create a mushroom soup that is a gorgeous pale cream but still bursts with flavour?

Moonflower Floodplain.

#1119 theoldmortuary ponders.

Name your top three pet peeves.

I know I couldn’t stop at 3 pet peeves and more would seem rather ranty. So I will just offer one peeve. And there is a sting in it for me.

I think this saying would also cover micromanaging which is also unforgivable.

I like to think just a withering look quells any egg sucking educators. But the truth of the matter is that no matter how much I dislike micromanagement and any other unsolicited advice. I actually have no idea how to suck an egg. All eggs in close proximity to me will remain resolutely unsucked.

But try to teach me how to suck eggs and you will be  rewarded with at least a withering look. And believe me if my thought bubbles could  actually be read you would realise I am not quite the person I present as.

Just 1 peeve is quite enough.

#1117 theoldmortuary ponders.

Storm Bert messing with festive lights.

Storm Bert, is not living up to his rather jovial name. His 24 hours of big seas, gusting winds, heavy rain and some structural damage have been more dispiriting than disruptive.

Dick Van Dyke as Bert in Mary Poppins 1964 © Disney

The Bert Gold Standard,  including his cockney accent which never bothered the British says the actor.

“I still get kidded about it. But it didn’t seem to harm anybody’s enjoyment of the movie. But I do get kidded about it. The people who don’t kid me are the British. They never mentioned it — and they’re the ones who should be making fun of me and don’t.”

Anyway Dismal Bert, has inspired a painting/drawing I will crack on with him later next week.

I feel the urge to drench this blog with colour, we filled our day with it by going to a local craft festival and nattering with vivid, colourful artists.

The Studio walls were painted with an Oat colour.

And I carried on with my Autumn challenge, set by a friend when I was disparaging about another artist. I still stand by my comments, the challenge has become curiously enjoyable.

Not the bigger picture.

And finally Bert doing his worst yesterday at Tranquility Bay. Not so tranquil.

#1115 theoldmortuary ponders.

The mountains of Arcadia

Beach or mountains? Which do you prefer? Why?

I am firmly a both kind of person in the visual sense, the two combined are very special. I am a gazer at Mountains, I have no need and not the right knees for  ‘ conquering’ mountains. Unless they are fairly small versions.

I was in Arcadia, a mountainous region of Greece, recently. A wonderful place to walk and enjoy mountain air and village life. Only days before I was on an unspoilt beach on Spetses Island.

Spetses

Both locations got a full 100% satisfaction grading from me. Both offered huge fresh figs and good coffee. No need to choose one over the other. Both are fabulous especially if figs and coffee are involved.

Figs @theoldmortuary

P.S. Jane, I include more art in my blogs for you xx, but my figgin’ photos are OK too.
Figs in Cornwall @theoldmortuary